The Battle of Christmas Day

Jannies are fat and stupid. The Battle of Christmas Day took place on December 25th, 2020. Over 30 people were celled for talking in the memes channel, and a war effort was undertaken by members of the server to free them. In total, 60 people signed the poll to allow chatting in the memes channel, 51 people voting for it, and 9 against it. In the end, it was a meme that dealt the finishing blow, and allowed all of the celled members to be freed.

The Celling of 25th was a display of blatant oppression of the institutionalized power over a free individual: 'talking' had been redefined to include any means of communication, and memes being presentations of ideas fell squarely in the semantic field. The initial powergrab by one of the mods had instantaneously spawned a legion of power leeches abusing the report function to join in on the abuse. Self-perpetuating cycle of reporting and getting reported among the vermin of Athens that the mod in question utilized as ego-boosting exercise of Bolshevik control indicates their marital problems, often hinted at in periods when the mod is not psychotic.

The mods themselves agreed with the interpretation of the events, keeping people celled until they promised not to ruin their fun. Ultimately, the situation highlights the need for proper family structure and allows us to further infer which mental health issues are deemed necessary by Discord moderating guidelines.