Khris

The lad named Khris als known as ThatFencingGuy297, really what could be said of him? He copies others verbiage while sputtering and stumbling threw it ruining it for all and most of all he tries to hide his proud Jewish heritage.

Though dull of wit and long in wind, sometimes the clock can be right 3-4 times a day with Khris. He stumbles through life as he tries to copy/ mimic his betters, no one knows what he is like in real life (the single picture is all we know of him posted to the right), we can imagine an hob goblin of a man with only half a foreskin. He hasn't seen his own penis in 6-7 years and sits down to pee. When he sweats it smells of rancid Mountain Dew and moldy Cheese Doritos. His only real hobbies are video games and wasting large quantities of money on 50¢ hunks of plastic trash made and sold by Games Workshop (GW). Khris exerts a high whiney voice and over all demeanor all while weighing in at 250 Lbs.

Known for aggressive sexual fantasies involving family members. Currently under investigation for the kidnap and possible murder of several local high school aged females.

As if it wasn't bad enough 250Lbs (Highly debatable, more like 320lbs). isn't even that fat for a 5'4" man such as himself. He could go out running and do push ups and become a Mega Manlette, but he doesn't. He just bitches and complains on Discord all day about how his fat sack of shit ass can't even choke the chicken as it has inverted itself and become a second belly button. He pee's through a straw if he has no toilet to sit or nowhere to squat.

He is known as the guy who was hit by a car. In hindsight, the driver should have backed over him and finished the Job. Instead of dying, this Jew used shekelmancy also known as Legal Action where he managed to gnab over 23,000 Smackroons out of the driver of the car.