Synhunter/Vanderlol/Trap Hunter Sun

Basic Information
Name: Faggot

Aliases:


 * faggot
 * BBanana Joe
 * Synhunter
 * Trap Hunter Syn

Sex: Woman (Male)*


 * *He claims to be a woman, but people trust that about as far as we could throw his fat ass. ~Ducc

Sexual Orientation: Homosexual-in-Denial.

Race: Aryan-Italian (Heavily Disputed) / Claims to be from London

Joined: Has joined with a number of usernames, but likely early 2018

Status: Alive - Active

Involvement Record: Banned multiple times, cells unknown

Voice Activity: Seldom, has been known to sperg.

Vanderlol, better known by his second name "Synhunter" and his current name "Trap Hunter Syn" is a cringe pseudo-intellectual faggot and a well known Athen's Sperg. Is at least a 9.7 on the Phadreus scale, or how much of a sperg he is, sometimes topping the charts. Likely possesses several extra chromosomes which explain his behavior and "superior" Aryan-Italian intellect.

Examples of his faggotry:

Admits to looking at white cocks to prove that whites have the largest cocks on average.

Looked at Big Black Ass to own Lancelout in a debate (which he didn't even win).

Considers a little fox girl sleeping to be pedoshit.

Goes on rants about how he wants to create a National Socialist hillfort filled full of vampire princess girls he follows on the internet to make powered armor to take on multiple world governments.

Synhunter in Depth
A well known Athens Sperg, Synhunter is perhaps the best known and most autistic regular member of Athens, regularly Sperging out to the point where he has been banned multiple times (allegedly), has gone so far as to post child porn as a supposed attack on pedophiles (whom he believes are roaming around in motorcycle gangs while he uses his kung fu martial arts moves to fight them), regularly insults people asserting they are gay, fat, and pedos, has disdain for Americans, is a self proclaimed "National Socialist" (I.E. Nazi) and believes he is the reincarnated spirit of an Atlantean God in search of his home in Hyperboria despite being 100% Italian (whom the nazis saw as subhuman). Has a pretend internet Girlfriend known as Sinisterdarling, whom he likely is a stalker of, and who is suspiciously androgynous.

As a claimed Atlantean warrior and national socialist, his goal is to make a hillfort filled with pure, Aryan Vampire woman (whom he claims are real) to breed with and in order to achieve the powers of the Vril, or pyschic powers based on aesthetics, to fight American snipers who may assault his compound. While in the hillfort he will rapidly advance technology with so many national socialists in one place, and develop powered flying armor from which to assault the major world government's from. This unlimited psychic power is only being blocked by the homofaggery and elite pedophile motorcycle gangs that run the world, and must be stopped by him and his elite army of Androgenous trap vampire "girls", so he can once again gain contact with the other worlds. While some would call him insane, and possibly a stalker of a number of online woman, he nonetheless strives in his work to be the best Aryan warrior he can be, by besting all Americans with his superior martial arts that can totally defeat guns. He is also known for his Affinity to leather jackets and fedoras.

Believing guns are an inferior weapon and that one can simply dodge out of the way or turn invisible with mind tricks, his plan is to quickly approach and take down americans with his martial arts skills and various japanese weapons, including but not limited to an awesome katana he got on amazon, a pair of nunchucku he saw in a store once, and an assortment of knives and other trinkets his parents got him as a child. With the untold power contained in these weapons, he can avoid gunfire form any source, especially slow, american snipers, and out maneuver his enemies with breathtaking speed, practically teleporting behind them. While some have questioned his methods, Syn has never lost a battle, and while never engaged in one, still has an impressive 0 to 0 win ratio. Save for the time in highschool which doesn't count as he hadn't yet learned of his Aryan ancestry and thus was unable to activate his Vril psychic powers.

Syn one day dreams of bringing back the power of the truly, perfectly 100% ethical national socialists Neo-nazis and bringing them to their former glory they had for about 13 years during the 1930's and 40's, and finding his ancient Brethren in Hyperborea from Atlantis. Wishing to become an accomplished warrior, he wants to defeat the global pedophile elite, and activate his true Vril, an 18th century psuedo-pscientific religion based on having psychic powers from appearances. A firm believer in Nazi Esoteric beliefs, he refuses to use genetically engineered animal based powered armor biosuits, as it would be unethical, or else he would have defeated humanity a long time ago. He is also 100% Italian, or "Roman" as he refers to it, which while at first glance would seem to interfere with the concept of him being Aryan,

Self Declared Penis expert
Syn is a self declared penis expert, although saying so he says makes him sound gay (which he is). His favorite girl, Syn, is a clearly anodrogenous trap, which he passes off as not being a trap as they have fake boobs. His attraction to "Vampire girls", Vampires of which he believes are real, is really an attraction to Traps, and he admits to having studied dicks for many years to discern, in his own words, "Penis politics" and who is the greatest warrior. Quote: "im the only one who has made a scientific attempt to understand the subject of penis politis". - "im technically a penis expert too but saying it sounds gay". - "if you look up big penis pictures and stuff you will find just about any race with big penises including asians" - "you must quickly measure your penis". He also claims that a large penis protects a warrior's balls from attacks by blocking the attack, and apparently avoiding harm to the penis as well, a claim he supposedly learned by sparring. Quotes: "any guy iwith a larrge penis will have been told in sparring anad tuf "wow  you didn't seem to be hurt by the groin shot" - "some guys can get hit in the balls and not do much more than flinch, because their bigger penis protected their testicles from getting hurt" - "it's also been driven by warrior traditions because a bigger penis actually protects your testicles". He has also made claims about Luci's penis, Quotes: "luci why do you have such a big penis?" - "i do not deny that you have the biggest penis and are the biggest man luci"

Vampire Girls
Syn has an affinity for self described vampire girls that he claims are of pure Aryan Nazi ancestry and have unlimited access to untapped Vril pyschic powers, that will make him invisible to the global elite, and thus tries to "collect" them in order to amass greater power. Becoming girlfriends with them by following them on Twitter, he has dozens of vampire cuties in his list of woman he has as girlfriends, with his favorite, the woman he is named after, Sin, a suspiciously androgynous woman. While widely believed to be a Trap or Femboy, that is a man dressed as a woman or possibly a Tranny, especially given that their social media calls themselves Agender, Syn is a true believer that she is the perfect Aryan woman, and that she is his girlfriend, and posts images of her frequently on the message board, often followed with "You will never be a pretty princess, like her!". Synposting as it's referred to, to post images of this woman or woman like them, is a pastime of the server, although some have raised concerned he may be stalking her and over infatuated with the woman who doesn't seem to recognize him. It is okay however, as the pyschic link he shares with her is greater than any physical interaction or things like sex could bring, as she remains pure for him from a distance.

He Is Actually A She?
Although starting as a joke, a new discovery was made about the figure known as Syn. It was suggested by a user that Synhunter may be a women based upon their obsession with always being right and always bringing attention to themselves. Adding more to this mystery is from the proclamation of the individual themselves. By claiming to not be a man at all like most in the chat thought, but instead to be a lady who does not have a penis(vey important). Such a revelation could possibly explain the obsession with Penises as a form of Pens envy. The possibility that Syn is in fact a woman and not a man leaves one to wonder how the Aryan vampire girlfriend  thing  would work out. Thankfully it seems that the woman upon which Syn stalks seems to be a lesbian, so it may still work out. As for the breeding program it is unknown how Miss. Syn intends to breed her Aryan Vampire army in their fort. Maybe some aryan Atlantan magic will give her that long white penis that she has been wanting, or maybe as Syn is a woman and is to Traps, her plans on using one of these very feminine men to impregnate her brings it about full circle, with a man pretending to be a woman impregnating a woman pretending to be a man. Only Odin knows, but whatever the case, it adds to the Mystery of the Syn Hunter.

Philosopher King
Syn views himself as a philosopher, and so naturally he has elevated views of himself and his knowledge about the secrets of the world. He believes philosophers are far more intelligent than ordinary mere mortals, and capable of finding life's grandest mysteries, where as scientists or those interested in hard, empirical evidence simply take away the fun from the mystery of life and rain on the parade of true philosophers. Also at odds with modern science given it's rejection of his ideas of Vril, Atlantis, Superior Aryan-Italian Atlantean genes, psychic chromosomes, penis power, martials arts stopping bullets, cloaking abilities, power armor, and numerous other topics of debate, it would only be natural that he would clash with the other sciences and fields, such as history, mathematics, persuasive writing and virtually all other known facts. These are but mere obstacles to the philosopher who, in his own mind, can invent realities not bound or tamed by these paltry mind chains, thus creating truth that goes beyond the value of "hard evidence" or "facts". Claims such as the origins of all Europeans, Scottish people, Iranians, Jews and indeed all of humanity, martial arts being capable of dodging bullets or turning him invisible (particularly if he uses a cape), psychic powers granted by aesthetics, and many other features are continuous debates in Athens, that are perhaps not grounded in hard science, but are true in a sense nonetheless if one is capable of using the powers of philosophy.

Quotes: "which is why engineers can't really understand evolutionary psychology, and neuro surgeons don't understand statistics but philosophy specialists basically understand everything" - "because philosophy is a master discipline that allows you to step in and out of all sciences relatively easily and operate like masters in whatever field they are dealing with" - "philosophy is the master discipline"

Martial Arts Expert
"i carry a long blade constantly - i carry all kinds of weapons on me including abilities"Syn views himself as a Martial arts expert, who totally can take on American snipers with their, "fart guns" if there were to ever attack his future national socialist hillfort compound. While many would presume the speed, stopping power, armor penetration and range of modern firearms, as well as their rate of fire would easily defeat a person's fists or various melee weapons, Syn knows better due to his years of sparring and watching youtube videos on the internet of people fighting, and thus realized quickly at an early age that he could defeat anyone as long as his hand-to-hand combat skills were superior and his martial arts. Unlike slow, dumb, fat American snipers, Syn is a fast, extremely muscular, well cloaked engine of destruction, who in his own words carries with him "all kinds of weapons [...] including abilities", such as the ability to turn invisible through psychological tricks and cloaking technology. His plan would be to turn invisible, using psychic powers, then out maneuver the slower opponent, and strike them quickly at close range, eliminating the ability to need to use a gun. While it may make more sense to use a gun even if one had stealth and cloaking technology or abilities, h sees it as a weakness or vulnerability which leads to a false sense of security for this users, quote: "american fedorans think that their gun gives them magical abilities to defeat anyone in battle, but they cannot do anything with it legally" - "it's that american guns are not as effective as martial arts and actual weapons" - "guns are no match for vril (psychic powers)".

One may find this to be far fetched, but Syn has mastered the Vril, and thus can turn invisible by surrounding himself with little girls, a classic martial arts technique. Quote: "So if you were to attack the globalists you could have say, a van full of little children, and you would basically be invisible". This ingenious invisibility tactic renders his enemies completely unable to see and therefore attack him, and it's not that hot girls wouldn't ask him out otherwise but rather that they simply don't notice him due to his superb martial arts skills that keep him protected from the globalists and americans who would otherwise want him dead. He is also an expert with the Katana and other bladed weaponry, and would quickly defeat dozens of armed pedophiles if he needed to with his bare hands, abilities, and bladed weapons he bought on amazon. Syn plans on creating a Vril dojo to hone the power of other Vril warriors, or psychic warriors, who must be good looking and of pure Aryan-Atlantean descent in order to achieve the power. Quotes: "aesthetics are part of channelling vril though that is why whites must be attractive" - "i'm going to need to create an elite unit of vril warriors"

Power of the Vril
"aesthetics are part of channelling vril though that is why whites must be attractive" - "i'm going to need to create an elite unit of vril warriors"

Like all Hero's Journeys, one most not only defeat the bad guy, but tap in to the true power within, and become an excellent warrior. Despite his incredible martial arts skills, philosophical understanding of the world, ideological framework given by national socialism, extra chromosomes granting him untold power, and Aryan-Italian ancestry, Syn is still lacking in Vril powers, which can only be fully completed by the end of his journey. Obviously, the only reason he doesn't have his full psychic powers now despite being a full blooded Atlantean and Hyperborean is his presence in modern science, which is designed to block vril and psychic powers by making everyone fat and unattractive. This hinders the powers at large, and thus collectively reduces the psychic powers of Aryans and Italians, and given the lack of a true master to train him further dampens his power. He plans on starting an army of vril warriors with power suits to take on the major world governments using martial arts and katanas, however, first he must gather together a number of people together in his hillfort and get together his vampire cuties to make this possible. Vril is an ancient psychic art that all germans and Aryans have that is similiar to electricity, or the lifeforce behind all creatures, but gives them untold powers of other's minds, physical objects, and even other's life. In theory Vril can be used to do any number of unlimited things, from reading people's minds, to turning invisible, to becoming an expert martial artist that can dodge bullets. Vril allows one to see certain truths about the world that other's would find crazy or insane, and so it explains what is typically seen to be "Schizophrenia" or a "Schizoid personality" with instead an explanation from this incredible ability to see things no-one else sees. It also explains the intuitive reason Syn has over understanding race and penis politics, the existence of Atlantis and Hyperborea, and the existence of nazi UFO's (who are secretly hiding on the moon for some reason and observing earth, a fact he believes the U.S. military admitted to), and why normies can't see it. He constantly fears society being blocked from the Vril by the global pedophile elite, who seek to control and eventually eliminate the Aryans.



Stark Raven Genius
"lots of people get angry at me for winning arguments and pointing out their contradictions

and this is standard shit for intelligent people"Syn occasionally enjoys reposting a Raven's Progressive Spatial Reasoning test score he took some time last year. He first drops hints of how smart he is, until somebody asks for an IQ test. He quickly obliges and proceeds to spend the next 10 minutes droning on about the plights of being too smart for his peers. Example conversation:

Synhunter: "if only you faggots undertood the burden of genius and being a pioneer"

"Okay what is your IQ"

Synhunter: *posts IQ*

He attributes his socially inept behavior with "normies" to his high IQ and not being able to "educate" them because:

He fails to understand the irony of this statement that people might find him insufferable because he might be the low IQ person in the group who finds them insufferable. His fear of interacting with other people can be attributed to his own label of an intimidated person with low IQ. He has posted no other test besides the Raven test and has always referred to this score in previous conversations whenever crop-dusting his IQ into random conversations. On occasions he tries to tie his "high IQ" to his alleged "white" or "Aryan" race and background.

One of the main criticisms of this test is that it is not a comprehensive IQ test, therefore it cannot give an accurate IQ score, only "adjusted scores" since it can only grade a portion of the whole IQ test. Synhunter has never answered how much he paid for this test score, as it  requires the tester to pay upon completing the battery of questions. This leads to an incentive for the website to provide a higher score to its customer so that they will refer friends to take the test, another common criticism about customer oriented IQ tests.

Bionicle Server incident
As usual, Synhunter spends his time totally pwning noobs and fags on various servers around the internet, regailing them with his superior insight from his national socialist mindset and pure Aryan-Italian Atlantean intellect. In one particular incident, Synhunter totally owned a series of users trying to speak with him on a Bionicle server, after he sperged continuously in a flurry of attacks the superiority of martial arts over firearms and that, in fact, he had a superior penis. Now in his altercations with these users and others on other forums, his unorthodox style naturally caught them off guard, which is why most likely did not understand his continued genius of drawing increasingly graphic pictures of furries with large penises assaulting inferior beings. The power of the Vril or, Aesthetics, means that pictures such as these online are powerful pyschic attacks to wear down his enemies and thus while most will write it off as childish or deranged, he understands truly why he has won by making his enemies the crying-fat Sojak meme. Many of his notable posts revolve around drawings that are too graphic to post, however, it totally proves that his flying jetpack armor made from a national socialist hillfort will be able to pwn dumb fat american snipers who simply cannot reach his level.