Al Capwned

On a clear full moon night, a comet arrived with a gift from the gods. A monolith appeared before a bunch of monkeys. The monkeys were bamboozled. The monkeys were bug eating retards who had no purpose or meaning. This was the before times.

One day, one of the dumb monkeys made an offering to the monolith. With the blessings of the almighty monolith, he learned the ability to sperg. With this knowledge, he would break minds with complete and utter retardation of his fellow monkeys. One after another, each monkey became converted to the Church of the Fence. The monolith was pleased.

As time progressed, the colony of tards grew dumber. Eventually they realized that Earth was not enough. The decision was made to spread autism to the solar system and beyond. To celebrate the glory of the great monolith and it's gifts, the monolith was carved into a great fence post. How majestic of a fence post it was... Praise be his pickets!

Al Capwned is the resident Italian American whose knowledge of Pasta and HoI4 are what keep him alive on his fence post.

His fencepost can be founded in many locations such as:


 * Auschwitz
 * Israel
 * Italian parts of New York
 * Pizza Shops
 * Italy
 * Rome