David

''The Following Page Propaganda and Fake News. For the True full context of the Meme known as David, go here.''

'Well, I was never that active on athens, but I decided to invite him because he likes politics. So I put him there and left for a bit, then I came back. And holy shit, just like, the dirty sock you leave under the bed, that guy had been growing his own entire worship cult'

-Gen, senior ex-Athenian

David...

That name alone terrifies Athenians who have witnessed his wrath of un-matched autism Hoplites hate him Trannies fear him Shitposters admire him But who was this man? And where did he come from?

The Arrival
David arrived in Athens sometime in 2020. He was invited by Gen, a senior ex-Athenian that he knew from the General Sam discord. At first, he was treated like any newfag, but soon, the rays of pure autism started seeping through his cracks of newfaggotry. He tried himself as a Voice Fag, that failed when everyone started muting him. He would argue with a lot of people in VC about a variety of random topics, though mostly he'd insult the opponent's manhood or intelligence (in his case, practically anyone could be his opponent), would challenge his opponents to debates or even rap battles. One of his more notorious Voice Chat autism sessions was with a well-known boomer turbo autist ManAnimal (now banned). It was glorious. The old man was yelling loudly at his shitty old mic and no one could understand a single word he said, completely muting David's voice with sounds of other-wordly origin, whilst everyone else laughed their asses off. Despite all of that, David still considered himself to be victorious, much like every altercation he's been in, no matter the outcome. He always wins.

''On March 18th, 2020, Athenian Blaster Master received a message, and then a call from David. The conversation read as follows:'' "Sxhspeak Plesse Listen We can mke bussis Mes Deal You understand We can do stuff I needbthe money oke Or j will be beat You bve mkney I know' ''"Money? For what?"'' Blaster asked, but David never told him. He just kept demanding money. For something big. At that time, Athenian Blaster Master could not understand anything he said, nor did he have any interest, since he was too buy playing Minecraft. But when the day came, it all made sense.

The Start of something Big
After failing to achieve much in the Voice Fag sphere, he decided to focus more on the text channels. He decided that he shall become a ruler. A king. A God... No, even higher... A discord moderator. He needed popular support for this, he needed the vote of the Athenian. And so, using his superb linguistic skills he managed to persuade a number of Athenians to vote for him. The meme was becoming real. Pro-David propaganda started flooding the text chats, with the slogans "The Admin We Need" ; "High King of Athens" ; "Emperor". The mods were getting annoyed. The Sargon-Loyalist Athenians were getting annoyed. Something needed to be done about this menace to the ruling Hoplite class...

The Anti-David Struggle
The reactionary Sargon-Loyalists have had enough of David. A counter propaganda force was started. People were mocking David and any of his followers. The entire thing turned into a massive spergfest. It was epic. But then, the Jannies did their usual thing.

The Ban
David was sent to cells for reasons that need to be clarified (probably spam). It's unknown what happened in cells that day, but he did something that got him banned (probably recording inside cells).

The Aftermath
Right after his ban on 31st of March, he messaged Blaster Master (out of all people) to relay the following message to Athens:

''If the video is why I got banned I can delete it. I know that's not the reason I was banned, it's the excuse. I am not mad you did it, I am just disappointed. I was banned for being different, for not conforming to your individual expectations. I do not wish to harm you guys, I wish we could start over, I wish my first message could be different. I wish I knew what I know now, this isn't an apology, I am not capable of those, this is a regret. I have no idea what's wrong if their is something wrong with me, I am no doctor. I want to say it but I don't know how to. It's hard for me to say this but..... Third times a charm huh? Also.... I love you? This is kinda crazyyyy But I just met youyyy Okay I am sorry Forget that last part And call me maybe''

Many a keks were had that day, and that seemed to be the end of it. But not a lot of Athenians were aware of what happened after that. No one even knew who he really was. He came out of nowhere, started a ruckus for some time, and got banned. What happened after?

The Plan
This is the part of the article which contains information that only a few, if any, Athenians are aware of. After his ban, David wasn't going to give up. Far from that. During his banishment, he described his "plan" to troll athens in a voice chat of another discord server to 2 different Athenians. He said that he has infiltrated Athens with "David sleeper agents" that are ready to do anything when the command is given. He estimated that their number is close to 100. It was planned to launch a raid on Athens during the "Athens anniversary" (?). It was implied that'd they either spam gore or pro-David propaganda in text chats. The 2 Athenians, who chose to remain anonymous, didn't believe him, he was a sperg after all. But the relatively recent return of David, under a new discord account (now named alic) that was banned very quickly after Athenians recognized him, implies that his plans of return were real. (It is also worth to mention that the news of David's return made Steyr, the Athens local tranny, literally leave the server)

Connections with Livid Scrooge
During one of the talks in that discord server, David claimed to know livid scrooge, another prominent Athenian sperg, personally. He said that they were friends in real life. The validity of this claim is questionable.

It is suspected that David and Livid Scrooge may even be the same person, but since they have been found to be both in the same voice call in the past this has been deemed inconclusive.It is possible he was joined on two machines, though that is a bit of a reach But is such schizo behavior really beyond David?

The David CP incident
"He was dealing cp with some producer. The idiot decided to threaten david in vc with me and morbid by threatening to tell us all about the kind of cp they had been dealing for context, the dealer was angry and wanted his $10 I took the opportunity to scare them both off of discord as far as im aware, what asshole cp dealer tries to use cp as a threat to their buyer?" -Gen, owner of the server this incident occurred in

A few Athenians might already know about this incident from the Athens Iceberg meme. This event occurred in the aforementioned discord server. David was attempting to purchase cheese pizza (a moderators favorite type of pizza) from one "director". They were subsequently banned and every other member of the server had to lock their accounts for several days to avoid getting v&.

The Alts
Every now and then, Athens will fall victim to David's return in the form of an alt, almost always with "David" in its name. Athenians will often quickly pick up on this and subsequently dogpile his spergy self. He will always deny being David at first, frequently engaging his schizophrenia by demanding that other users tell him about David. David will continue to be his spergy, self-incriminating self before calling people retarded and threatening to report them and others for saying the gamer word, despite saying it himself. More often than not this will end with him threatening a mod to get the entire server shut down and admitting that he is in fact David and then banned once again for evading.

Some say David lurks and even posts on Athens still.

Conclusion
You could say he was a pretty sick guy, huh? :DDDDDDD