Everybodydothatdinosaur

A totally 100% straight and not at all gay user of Athens, he is known at length for describing in all the ways he is completely heterosexual without question and why traps, fembois, and other feminine woman are not in fact, gay. While some have hotly debated this notion and question his sexuality and the fact he may be bisexual, regardless or whether or not he is gay or bisexual he is also in fact 100% straight, a fact he has explained many times on the discord. When not talking about his own sexuality, he is frequently hornyposting attractive woman and (((woman))), debating about politics and WWII, and is well known for carrying out long debates on topics about science and various wars, notably a several page and day long debate about who actually won WWII (it was clearly the Americans). While joining relatively late in the establishment of Athens, he is a regular user who has been present for many years, and has participated in many of it's key events, such as the BBanana incident, Minroe is Gay incident, Psy loli sperg-out (claiming lolis were not pedo as long as they were 900 years old), and was celled for posting not-at-all questionable information on how to make explosives, which is apparently somehow against the rules to post information about basic chemistry especially after a notable bombing attack occurred on Christmas day. He was there on the tail end of the battle of Christmas days, where the gay mods and jannies finally relented on their bans and allowed conversations in meme chat. Like most athens users, the most intense and frequent debates he engages in occurs in memes, although he does not quite reach the sperg level some are known to have in the server, given he is unlikely to rage and has his most long winded conversations in debates, except when debating with Athens spergs who refuse to use the correct channel (such as Synhunter or Minroe). He is a frequent contributor to amazin-studies as well as the Athens wiki, and despite his multiple long-winded TL;DR posts people only occasionally read, he does discuss topics in depth and provides insight on various topics to politics, current events and his own heterosexuality. Frequently comments on how he only ended up with several fembois due to his stay in Alimeda county correctional facilities, and thus it's totally not gay. A dark and mysterious past, not much is known about him personally other that he lives in the U.S. and the best country in America, Texas, and owns a sizeable quantity of guns. He has also talked extensively about making explosives and weapons, although he has only be celled for it once. He frequently hornyposts traps, which he insists is ironic and designed to keep away CIA and FBI glowies as a tactic, but most are doubtful that it is entirely ironic. Furthermore, as he is a part of several unironic trap-posting servers, it adds further doubt that this is all just a "meme" and "joe-joe's reference" and that he may indeed be attracted to various traps, twinks and fembois. Despite his insistence, there is a strong possibility he is actually gay, or possibly bisexual. He likely is not as gay as Synhunter or Minroe, however, and is perhaps slightly less gay than Troopie.

Various quotes
Everybodydothatdinosaur: "See, if a doctor touches your dick, during an operation, no-one calls that gay, or shoves their hand up your butt etc., but apparently if they suck your dick OOOHHHH suddenly it's gay. Or if you fuck a bunch of guys in prison you're an alpha chad, but if you continue those relationships when you get out you're suddenly gay. Damn Alimeda correctional facilities"

"Dude... that's kind of gay..."

Everybodydothatdinosaur: "YOU'RE GAY FAGGOT! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!"